Interference

For old time's sake, I'm going to have one of my personalities entertain you...



Why hello there. It's been quite some time since my last public appearance. I, The Werewolf, would like to take a moment and talk to you about something that's been on my mind.

Diabolical plans.

To form the ultimate goal of your diabolical plan is easy; it's the actual planning and carrying out the plans where things get all muddled up. Oh not by me. It's not my fault my plans get all muddled up. I am fully capable of reaching the goal of my diabolical plan. It's just that other people get in the way.

What you say? You're telling me that I should have taken these unforeseen events into account during my planning process? I'm a werewolf....not a seer. These are two different things. One is all hairy, creepy looking and growls and stuff...the other is a werewolf.

Anyways, my diabolical plan is currently underway. Unfortunately, I have hit some road blocks. There are possible ways around these road blocks, but who am I kidding? If you had to choose between two things that were pretty much the same except one was adorable and the other was beautiful, you'd probably pick the beautiful one right?

Anyways, this is a warning to all those who wish to interfere with my diabolical plans: DON'T DO IT. No one interferes with my plans...NO ONE.

You think all this diabolical planning is easy? Well it's not. Especially when people interfere with it. Not only does it mess up your plans, it also makes your self-esteem not so good. You'd think a Werewolf would be able to succeed in the diabolical planning department.

The truth is, I'm all bark with no bite. ahaaaa. Funny saying, I know.

Seriously though, I can't do much about the people interfering with my plans. I just growl in my sleep and shake my paw at them as I helplessly watch my diabolical plan go to ruins.

rrrrrr

~The Werewolf

Well that was fun. I hope to never have to do that again. Hopefully I can keep my personalities in check.

Don't worry I'll have a Christmas issue telling of all the "fun" that ensues.

~AM

Diabolical Plan

I don't want to get hurt.

But I have this diabolical plan you see.

What is this diabolical plan?

I'm not telling you...part of the diabolical plan is to keep it a secret.

I'm starting to hallucinate things...but it's good. It's not bugs or anything this time.

I don't know if what I'm doing is the right thing to do...but I feel I must pursue this.

It's one of those "you'll never know unless you try" type of things. If I don't try...then I lose an opportunity. I can't afford to do that.

Part of me screams "Don't do it!" and the other part screams "GO!".

One thing I do know, I'm not dealing with anything normal.

I don't want to make a mistake. I'm so fearful that I'll mess up...I think I'm trying to hard.

It's like I set myself up for failure.

~AM