Haircuts and Pants

I was a good citizen today and participated in my dorm's "Haircut for Haiti".

I have a cute haircut and I donated to a good cause. Go me.

So...my Sensei was trying to explain the Japanese expression of "sitting on your husband". She told us that it meant that the wife was the more assertive and aggressive one in the relationship. She asked us: "What's the equivalent here? Something with pants?". We told her the phrase was "who wears the pants in the relationship". She has a husband who is Minnesotan, so she attempted to combine the two cultures to create her own expression to use to tell her husband:

"I will wear your pants...and sit on you!"

Netflix. If you are ever in need of friends....get Netflix. Your awesomeness will go up 10 points because you have Netflix. Seriously.

~AM