If I Was Even Smaller

If I was even smaller....

I could climb one of the snow piles outside my dorm and claim it for my own. I would name it Mount Dzhugashvili because it's fun to say.

I could be so sneaky. You don't even know. Velociraptors wouldn't even be able to find me or catch me.

I could ride in your pocket all day and keep you company.

My cuteness would be magnified to dangerous levels causing people to explode with happiness.

I would ride on a robin as it hops around on the grass. Why? Because I can.

I would also have a chariot pulled by squirrels.

The world would be one big theme park/obstacle course basically.

I would definitely qualify for that midget scholarship too.

.....otherwise it would really really really suck.

~AM