A Rant About Rants

I haven't fully exercised this part of my brain/ personality in a while. So I apologize if I am rusty.

Back in the day, I used to hold daily rants during the lunch hour at school. To be honest,  I don't know why so many people listened to me because I was raving lunatic. I really think it went to my head sometimes too. I knew I could rant about pretty much anything and my friends would be my willing/unwilling audience. Let me be clear, these rants were definitely for entertainment value. I find this is the only way I can express my opinion: mostly insincerely.

I had quite the range of topics I would talk about, and to this day I don't know what I said 95% of the time. You tell me.

The variety was impressive, from what I can recall.

I had the inspirational: "Band people think they are better than us Orchestra people, but really we're all losers TOGETHER",

The dramatic: "The Miss Teen Pageant had a suspicious letter addressed to my HOMEROOM and I will be running some tests on the envelope for poisonous substances tonight",

The crazy fanatic: "Orcas are deceitful and they are planning a secret take over of the world",

The more conspiracy-fueled: "I think I have a secret relative who was a nazi and here is my totally not made up evidence",

and the reoccurring themed "Let's explore the inner psyche of my mind and see how really crazy this conversation gets!".

As I grew older, I used this blog to rant about random things. I still had lunchroom rants at college though, most of them themed either "Maybe everyone rolls their eyes at Environmental Studies majors because sometimes we act like pretentious jerks" or "Can't everyone just realize we are all losers TOGETHER??!!"

Those were the days. When ranting about stuff wasn't the THING to do. Now everybody is ranting, and not in the funny, slightly insincere way that I like to do that makes people laugh AND think ( I think, again, inflated ego). Everyone has an opinion and a tirade to go on, and we are all super f**king serious, bro. And so, slowly, I stopped voicing my opinions in an entertaining light. Because there are many, many opinions to wade through. And my rants are probably offensive to humans because I exploit their terrible behaviors to make others laugh. Am I'm tasteless and don't remember what I'm saying when I'm in a rant state of mind.

If my high school self were to know that I stopped ranting about dumb stuff that doesn't matter on a daily basis, she would have become possessed with a dark entity and spewed forth a rant so meta and terrible, that she would have DIED.

But no, the ranting market is way over-saturated. Everybody's doing it, and it's no longer fun. It's made me feel hollow and meaningless on my quest to provide some sort of odd joy in this world.

To be fair, there's a hefty amount of serious shit hitting the fan these days, and kudos to people who are trying to make this world a better place by having their super serious rants about the state of the union. You do you.  But that just ain't my style. Never was, never will be. I. physically. can't. be. serious. about. opinions.

And so, I am slowly making my return to the world of rant. Because the market for utterly insane incoherent ranting isn't over-saturated y- ....oh wait. um. NEVER MIND. THAT SEEMS TO BE COVERED. And all you super serious coherent meaningful rant people have the rest.

So that leaves entertaining rants, which I think is pretty much all of youtube now so...

Whatever man. I'll get my groove back.