My Professor is a Zombie

Today I used my reasoning to conclude my french professor is most likely a zombie.

It was not hard to deduce this at all. Why? Well, you see, he went into this lengthy and quite detailed description on how to prepare, cook, serve and eat brains. Zombies tend to like brains....at least the ones I know about. It seemed as though he rather enjoyed talking about this "delicacy". I am not a zombie myself, so I became rather ill during his sinister lecture.

There is an added complication though...one that concerns me greatly. He claims that many French people, such as himself, eat brains. If what he says is true, then we have a whole country of potential zombies to worry about.

Since it is Zombie Awareness Month, I felt it was my duty to bring this piece of information to your attention. As of now (as far as I know), my french professor has been eating only cow and sheep brains. That's what he says. However, I fear that since he enjoys eating them so much, he would have no problem in eating human brains too.

~AM